Send Noods? You got it! Human Park’s FREE NFTs Drop Soon

We announced Human Park a month ago and since then we have amassed a swarming horde of zealous followers, mouths frothing and eyes wild at the prospect of a simple shred of information about the mythical $PARK.

Your fervent devotion to our cause, and your unflinching acceptance of our Nood-themed content stream, is equal parts endearing and questionable.

Regardless, your loyalty is to be rewarded in the only way we know how — sending Noods. Human Park will bestow upon its early users a completely FREE Nood. We do not charge for digital skin pixels here, my friends, this is the future.

To ensure we stick to our promise of completely FREE Noods, we’ll be airdropping them straight into your wallets. Don’t look up though, you might just get an eye full of something you weren’t expecting!

Mercifully however that thing won’t be gas. We’re a gas-less society, not only due to the Noods’ inability to digest beans, but because you won’t find any gas fees from our airdrop.

Feeling overwhelmed by something other than your primal desire to acquire a Nood at any cost? Fear not, content updates are coming to shed light on many of the Human Park related details you may have been pondering over your post-GM-Tweet coffee.

My auto cue is telling me that the final thing I must mention is our social channels! Follow us on Twitter and join our Discord so you too can become part of the aforementioned ‘swarming horde of zealous followers.’ Mouth frothing is not compulsory.

Oh, by the way, you can connect your wallets now to join the whitelist…https://humanpark.io/